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[–] [email protected] 27 points 20 hours ago (5 children)

Don't flush them no matter what the packaging says, though.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

How fucking strong is your toilet that you could flush an entire bidet down it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Americans don't get much fiber so the toilets have to be severely overbuilt.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

This is true, my American uncle once flushed an F150 to save on towing costs after one of the con rods made a window in the block

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I am adding "made a window in the block" to my lexicon. Thank you.

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