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Adding grapes to microwave setups doubles the magnetic field strength, opening doors for smaller, more efficient quantum sensors.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ever seen surgery on a grape?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's impossible you fool. They'll never do surgery on a grape until they figure out all the science they can do. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about as I have been on the internet since the early 90s and I've never heard of such an absurd thing as SURGERY on a GRAPE 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Really cool video to show what you can create using AI these days

These kinds of fakes wouldn't have been possible until recently

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I got to try one of these surgery robots one time and it's to this day probably one of the coolest things I've been allowed to control.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ah, no way, really? The da Vinci? That's badass. Closest I ever got was a 6-axis industrial Mitsubishi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, it was a Da Vinci back around 2012 I want to say? It was at a robotics competition as an exhibit, I just happened to go past while it wasn't busy and got to spend 5 minutes manipulating a little toy they had set up. It felt incredibly futuristic with the 3D display and finger controllers.