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I had my car searched at school after the drug dogs hit on the Claritin D in my front seat. I was more pissed than anything (partly because they picked flakes of "weed" out of my floorboards with tweezers and sent me to alternative school for 19 weeks).
Drug dogs are total bullshit, too. They're just theatre to let cops search wherever they want.
It wasn't even a cop, it was a private company. I knew there wasn't weed in the car because I had moved it into my room that morning.
Impossible sir. The weed is in Johnson's underpants.
Lmao
Wow, same thing happened to me 20 years ago in Texas. I was suspended for a seed they found in the ashtray.
They were making an example of me, even though the school handbook (which is what they legally have to follow) said the max was 6 weeks. I couldn't go to my senior prom because it would have been criminal trespassing.
The best part is that we were appealing the decision, and right before our school board meeting my mom got a call saying that if we didn't stop appealing, the flakes of weed would turn into 2oz (felony).
Oh, I forgot. The husband of the wife who made the threat, who was one of the school board members and hated me, was the person who's hand I had to shake to get my diploma. (they also tried to prevent me from walking)
But yeah, gotta love small town texas.
Reminds me of this local legend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H66WuRtzI0M&t=25
He quotes Home Improvements (which was pretty succesful show here for some reason) saying "I don't think so Tim". That teacher was apparently huge asshole.