Shitty Life Pro Tip

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SLPT if you're embarrassed about the noises made when you're pooping in a public toilet, scream at the top of your lungs everytime something comes out. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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That way, you can drown out the poop noises.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you have your phone, just play jazz music like Japanese toilets

You'll feel you're pooping like a gentleman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

hahahahaha or some hardcore techno!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Or put your phone in the next stall over while it's playing "10 hours of fart and shit sounds" on youtube on max volume. Perfect cover.