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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he'd stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn't been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

How did you find out about the iChickens? That's a trade secret.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

ahem I think you'll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs' DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say 'boom'.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the part above his eyelashes something else or is it just clown top?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished.

Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.