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[–] Zamotic 54 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I just sent this to my wife and asked her what she thought it meant. She said "that you don't get bored seeing them every day". I corrected her and said "more to the point that even after seeing many sunsets, they are still beautiful and amazing".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Just like a sunset, they get lower every time I look at them"... not to say they're not still beautiful haha.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can't tell if you're referring to breasts there or saggy old guy scrote. ballsack drag is real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ballsack drag is real.

Sounds like someone needs Scrotox!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i shudder to imagine what the disclaimer text is like on that commercial.

"Scrotox is known to the State of California to cause genocide, hair loss, mania, toe-nail yellowing and violent outbursts of gibberish. Stop taking Scrotox immediately if you experience shortness of breath, priapism, a sudden urge to taste the color orange, see seven or more sets of twins in a one hour period, experience auditory or olfactory hallucinations leading to suicidal or homicidal ideation, especially if they're suggestions from a voice known as "the Sun God".

Do Not Trust The Sun God.

Never use Scrotox more than once per 1.27 per lunation, or 1.64 solar years.

Scrotox was created in partnership with the BioDefense division of Mattel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

olfactory hallucinations leading to suicidal or homicidal ideation

🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

and I thank my lucky stars to see each one. Life is short. When possible, ogle at your mate's bits, it's worth your time.