I feel like you really gave away the punchline at the start there 😂
"Oh uh... the cheque is in the mail!"
It's so close to reality that I'll forgive it :P
Holy cow I just learned a lot. Thank you for taking the time to explain this!
This is a great sentiment but you really have to work on your delivery haha. Your first comment gives the impression that you feel superior because you make more money.
Wait, are there cars with lights/wipers on a touch screen?
The internet has told me you don't enjoy changing sponges then.
Ah, I stand corrected!
Politics ~~has always been~~ is currently a game of the least offensive though. Every can candidate will have things they give you and things they take away. If your two choices are between "I will genocide" and "I will genocide even harder" it seems wild to me to help the second one win by abstaining from the first.
Oh and the second one doesn't think women are people and thinks climate change is fake.
"I wanna" Trump
Ah yeah, that's not as nice as I was picturing then. I still can't help but side with the guy at least a bit though... it's just something about the predatory nature of lotteries. In fact it's almost more offensive that it's run by a government haha.
Ehh I dunno... I'm as atheist as anyone with an IQ above 60, but I think religion is just a convenient scapegoat for mental illness here. I'm pretty sure someone who shoots strangers on the highway would have done it in a world without religion too, and they would say it's a different mystical force that made them do it. I don't think Christianity actually moved this person to do this.