the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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The gang gets together while Dennis does fuckin chip math that devolves in to him screaming.
"I don't get it, why can't I have the chips"
"YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS"
"Well did you want some of the chips? I'm sorry"
"NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you."
"Well can I have a bag of chips then?"
"NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can't go buying all these boxes"
"Don't you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?"
"IT'S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE"
"Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?"
Charlie did you break in to my home again I keep telling you don't touch my stuff