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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The gang gets together while Dennis does fuckin chip math that devolves in to him screaming.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

both-sides "I don't get it, why can't I have the chips"
newsflash-asshole "YOU CANT HAVE THE CHIPS BECAUSE YOURE EATING TOO MANY CHIPS"
both-sides "Well did you want some of the chips? I'm sorry"
newsflash-asshole "NO I DIDNT WANT ANY OF THOSE DISGUSTING CHIPS. ARE YOU AWARE HOW CHEAP THEY ARE? They cost me a cent per bag, they cannot be good for you."
both-sides "Well can I have a bag of chips then?"
newsflash-asshole "NO YOU CANT, because you KEEP EATING THE CHIPS. I can't go buying all these boxes"
both-sides "Don't you just get one box a ymonth? Why does it matter when you buy it?"
newsflash-asshole "IT'S A WASTEFUL EXPENSE"
pepe-silvia "Hey Mac check it out I just found a box of chips in the dumpster, completely fine, someone just threw it out, can you believe it?"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Charlie did you break in to my home again I keep telling you don't touch my stuff