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[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"Anything you say can be used against you in court."

"Titties."

"..."

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

Held against you. It works much better with the proper wording.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Opportunity is not compulsion

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

In the movies they always say "... can and will be used against you"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Well since we're being all precise and shit, it's "can and will be held against you", which happens to fit the joke much better 🤷

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

One of my favourite Talking Heads albums

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The witness requests titties. Baliff, bring in "Big Mike"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

His name was Robert Paulson