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As usual in the comments, programming.dev chuds care a whole lot about performatively not caring and get enraged at the thought of other people caring, thus the advocacy for Brave Browser entirely on the basis of "melting snowflakes" the way thumbheads roll coal because they want to "trigger" people that would prefer an inhabitable environment. morshupls

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[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

the lion reminds of dalstrong, a brand of mediocre, overpriced kitchen knives marketed to gamers

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

how the fuck do you market a kitchen knife to a gamer, is the knife gonna heat up some tendies

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

the LED strips heat up the food while you cut it

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Chefs, suit up and prepare to roll out.

DALSTRONG AND ACTIVISION HAVE PARTNERED TO BRING THE ACTION TO THE KITCHEN WITH THE ONLY OFFICIALLY LICENSED CALL OF DUTY COLLECTIBLE CULINARY TOOLS. DON’T LET ANYONE GET THE UPPER HAND IN THE KITCHEN. CULINARY OPERATORS ARE INBOUND, HOT TO YOUR POSITION. BRACE FOR ADVANCED CULINARY OPERATIONS. GEAR UP WITH NEW EQUIPMENT TO ADVANCE YOUR COOKING SKILLS.

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This shit would be too silly for dystopian fiction in the 90s.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

marketed to gamers

Checks out. heated-gamer-moment

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Whatever, I still have my Vanadium knives from Detroit.