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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Special days!

Friday and weekends: Caption contest. An image will be pinned, and we shall make captions for it and post them in the comments.

Wednesday: Theme day. We have Droids day, EU day, poem day, aliens day... Let the pinned post guide you. Memes with the theme are preferred.

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plasma torch ≠ light saber

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What's the difference? A laser plasma source instead of a chemical one?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

well, aside the fact that we don't really know exactly what a lightsaber is (frozen light? contained plasma? magical glow stick?) there's all sorts of problems with it. A beam of plasma itself doesn't have the ability block things, doesn't behave like a sword. and neither does a laser. or anything else.

The closest might be an electric arc. (which, is a shit load of electricity flowing through a plasma channel.) Which, conceivably could be deformed sufficiently to create a blade-like shape... but that would take a shit load of power (as in... black out an entire city for a few minutes...level of power...) so putting that into a cylinder small enough to be hand held seems... er... explosive.

this would have the advantage that it touches would stick to it, get obscenely hot, and, uh, die. It wouldn't really "cut" anything though. it has the disadvantage of shorting out on anything conductive and connected to ground. Basically... you get hit with it and it dumps most or all of it's energy into you.... at least until you turn into vapor.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the current fansplanation/schematic books say they're plasma contained by a mag field. And this has been the explanation for like, thirty years.

This is what causes lightsaber clashes and lets them reflect blaster bolts, and occasionally explains why Jedi don't cut their way through every door. Apparently, because reasons, some doors are magnetically shielded as well.

A precaution against vacuum? Or just cuz? Sci Fi logic either way.

Of course, if it was contained plasma, cutting through someone should, like, catch them on fire, but it mostly just seems to cleanly cauterize the wound.

Magnet(ic fields), how do they work?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

its a fancy lighter , cant have a sword fight with those

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

If I can have a sword fight with my homie with our piss streams, we can have one with flaming plasma swords.