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Of course, not Tomi Lahren though...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java.

My response: "Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades..."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I know what all women want....

A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on.

Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!