Of course, not Tomi Lahren though...
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I searched for JRE the other day expecting a link to Java Runtime Environment.
Now Google thinks I like Joe fucking Rogan.
JRE, you are a fucking nerd. Java is for bitches /s
This just in: 55% of women said they would not date a man that programs in Java.
My response: "Really? How is it not 85%‽ Factory.Factory jobs have been on the way out for decades..."
I know what all women want....
A guy who can escape Vim and save the file you are working on.
Some spicier women do prefer a man who uses Nano, but beware they can be wild!