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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

If I'm really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!