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It's a lyric from an Abba song, "Can you hear the drums, Fernando?".

Yes, but they may not get an A+ if they do.

At the very least, a lie of omission. He could've corrected you.

This article has some cute pictures of them: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-11-29/pygmy-possums-breeding-tiny-marsupials-cupboard-drawer/12919954

Raccoons giveth, and raccoons taketh away.

Thank you for the clarification.

That makes the fact a possum ravaged mine a touch more horrifying.

Sure am!

Well, nobody else is going to weave dark magics to extend your life, that's on you.

Maybe they should build you a tiny hut to scurry out of when needed?

Let's hope they're never on fire, then.

Celebrating librarians is a wonderful legacy!