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What's your houses equivalent of a poop knife. (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I don't mean what you use to chop down your feces, but an object that you realized only your family has and people would raise their eyebrows at. Best if said object has a sole purpose.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"What's big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shitload of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?"

"A Soviet machine made to cut apples into four pieces!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thanks!! I was sure I butchered it.