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You can just tell they're gloating as they drive by. (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

When I'm driving, there are 4 reasons to stop:

The tank is empty.
The bladder is full.
I'm so tired we're all to crash and die.
The car is on fire and/or falling apart

Unless one of these applies, we're driving. And if a stop is required, there are zero acceptable reasons to extend that stop that are not on this list.

Edit: "we're there" is also a good reason to stop

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

On a recent road trip I discovered a new reason to stop. I saw a sign that said "drive a tank $99"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Did you finish your trip with the tank?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

That doesn't sound very enjoyable and seems a bit evil. The tank will hardly go a couple of meters before the bottom of the glass cracks and all the fish will fall out on the hot asphalt before suffocating to death.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What about hunger...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

drive thru and eat while driving

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Ordering ahead and picking up inside is much faster than a drive thru

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Imma need a two-fer there, or it's the side of I-whatever the fuck we're on for 5 to 35 minutes.