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Ever wonder what else they ask the computer? (startrek.website)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won't be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.

Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong