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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 year ago

He ain't called "partially functional" Data.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Because he’s fully functional.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

AND ANATOMICALLY CORRECT

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Guys... Data doesn't have nipples.

(I know it's Lore but they're identical, shut up!)

Edit: also check out them buns of polyalloy bioplast!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe this is why Lore is so ornery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it the mandula oblongata?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol .... these comments also got me to thinking of the whole 'made in God's image'

What if God was a deformed or deranged version of whatever species he/she/it is

What if we're all just perfect copies of an imperfect original?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I read something the other day about how christians will draw Adam and Eve with belly buttons..... Like, makes you think...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make "Tea, with Data's breast milk" by William Riker.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eddies in the space -time continuum...

Well what's he doing there then?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know it's a meme but there's an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data's body just to mess people who would see him naked.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Then he has a perfect excuse to hunt down Section 31 agents while trying to establish control of a new clean energy source. And he won't be fooled by an agent pretending to be a statue. Also he can assemble and disassemble his golden phaser faster than most people can blink.

Damn, I wish I had the writing chops to run with this.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And Dr Han Fastolfe...ehm Soong

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer ... give me a list of memes from 21st century earth

... Personal screen explodes ...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Four hours after the inquiry the computer is still lagging just trying to collect it all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Red Alert!!!! ... Computer is diverting power from life support! .... the warp core is failing and being drained of power ... lights and control panels all across the ship start flickering and become non functional

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker's search queries.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

which galaxy is the samsung galaxy

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

One is for tuning the radio

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The other regulates body temperature

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

KRYTEN! One day we will have Jazz FM in the ready room

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I found the Pulaski.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

They are programmed for maximum pleasure.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

so tasha yar has something to pinch during the naked time

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

There's a mastadon account called "rikers search history" that addresses this question

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There's no photo evidence of it I can find, and I've been given a good reason to search for "start trek data nipples". You all saw it. This was justified.

But seeing as some people are super insistent, I'll have to conclude that it's A CONSPIRACY!!!

Birds aren't real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them's the rules.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just assumed they were for machine milk. I bet one is chocolate. Think about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Vex milk like in Destiny 2 lmfaoooo

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Tiny parabolic antennas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Dr. Soong is a narcissist. He created life in his image.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have no evidence that he does

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd like you to tell me how else you expect him to feed Lal.