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LONDON (AP) — Four men were charged Monday over the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace, the sprawling English country mansion where British wartime leader Winston Churchill was born.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (7 children)

how can you know when you're gonna poop in advance with that amount of precision

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Some time ago there was a post on lemmy with a question how to not poop for 3 days. OP was adamant on not saying what do they need it for. The post is now deleted but I think it might be a clue... ;D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I go at the exact same time every month.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You could just have a cheeky wank instead.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

3 minutes? You're a speed demon.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A high fiber diet does wonders

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How does a high fiber diet help having "a cheeky wank?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, you'll never know

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I feel completely left out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah I was gonna say, have a cup of cold brew and you’ll have no trouble

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It definitely works for me

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Coffee and Taco Bell and the gold will not be seen at the bottom.