166
submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

LONDON (AP) — Four men were charged Monday over the theft of an 18-carat gold toilet from Blenheim Palace, the sprawling English country mansion where British wartime leader Winston Churchill was born.

all 41 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago

I like how the headline mentions the toilet is "satirical" as if they were worried people might think they had a non-ironic 18k solid golden toilet. I'm sure the thieves were only stealing the toilet as a parody of crime.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

You know someone somewhere got their feathers ruffled when they heard about a ~~good~~ gold toilet named America

Edit-dang swipe to text. :(

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

good toilet named America

A good toilet in America, now that would be ironic 😉

[-] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago

The joke would be to paint it white and reinstall it.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

Now that would be some serious art

[-] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I recognize that toilet! No joke, I pooped in it when it was installed in the NYC Guggenheim (where this article’s photo was taken).

[-] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago

I, too, saw that toilet at the Guggenheim. However, I don’t remember it being available to use—how were you so chosen?

[-] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Not sure about the Guggenheim but in London the article says:

The golden toilet was fully functioning, and prior to the theft, visitors to the exhibition could book a three-minute appointment to use it.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

how can you know when you're gonna poop in advance with that amount of precision

[-] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

If you don’t prepare to poop, you poop to fail

[-] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Some time ago there was a post on lemmy with a question how to not poop for 3 days. OP was adamant on not saying what do they need it for. The post is now deleted but I think it might be a clue... ;D

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Coffee helps

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I go at the exact same time every month.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

You could just have a cheeky wank instead.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

3 minutes? You're a speed demon.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

A high fiber diet does wonders

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

How does a high fiber diet help having "a cheeky wank?"

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

If you have to ask, you'll never know

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

I feel completely left out.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Yeah I was gonna say, have a cup of cold brew and you’ll have no trouble

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

It definitely works for me

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Coffee and Taco Bell and the gold will not be seen at the bottom.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

When I was there, there was a short line to use it, so after I learned it was a special toilet, I just got in line. I try not to poop in public toilets as a rule, but this seemed like the ideal exception to make.

E: also, it’s a real shame that you weren’t allowed to use it, as use was the primary intention of the artist. I googled it to make sure I wasn’t misremembering…

From the Guggenheim’s website:

Its participatory nature, in which viewers are invited to make use of the fixture individually and privately, allows for an experience of unprecedented intimacy with a work of art.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I think I must have seen it when there was no line. Nobody expressly told me I couldn't use it, but it was obviously an exhibit, and I don’t make a habit of taking risky poops in art.

If I had only known…

[-] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

I think what we've shared here is a teaching moment. Everyone: Poop in Art. They probably want you to!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

If there isn’t a sign saying you can’t do something, then that means you probably should. Got it.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

I can completely understand that conclusion. It’s the first and last piece of art that I’ve literally shit on, and it felt weird doing it. It also made me contemplate why toilet seats are the only item in the world that we are ok touching with our skin after many strangers’ bare asses have touched it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

It’s because, ideally, only the legs and outer cheeks are touching the seat. If a person with short shorts sits in a chair, nobody thinks twice about sitting in the same chair. One anus brushes a seat, and everyone loses their minds.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I was never assuming any anus touched a seat. I was only talking about cheeks.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I thought it was customary to rub your anus all over the seat to mark your territory?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Where does it say you aren't allowed to use it? That quote says you can.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Yes, my point was that you can use it. I know because I did use it, and the quote was there to back up my experience.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Oh, "you" referred to that individual instance, I read it as the general.

This is why more people should adopt the second person plural "y'all".

[-] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Haha. I’m with you on the “y’all” usage. Ambiguity is annoying.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or we can go back to using the singular thy and reserve you for plural like in romance languages.

[-] [email protected] -1 points 8 months ago

This is why more people should adopt the second person plural “y’all”.

Oh, heavens, no! I wouldn't be heard uttering such vulgar language.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Marcel Duchamp sends his regards. Gotta make sure he's the toilet king of the art world.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Fountain is a readymade sculpture by Marcel Duchamp in 1917, consisting of a porcelain urinal signed "R. Mutt". In April 1917, an ordinary piece of plumbing chosen by Duchamp was submitted for an exhibition of the Society of Independent Artists, the inaugural exhibition by the Society to be staged at the Grand Central Palace in New York. When explaining the purpose of his readymade sculpture, Duchamp stated they are "everyday objects raised to the dignity of a work of art by the artist's act of choice."

this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
166 points (96.6% liked)

News

21860 readers
3694 users here now

Welcome to the News community!

Rules:

1. Be civil


Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban.


2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.


Obvious right or left wing sources will be removed at the mods discretion. We have an actively updated blocklist, which you can see here: https://lemmy.world/post/2246130 if you feel like any website is missing, contact the mods. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted seperately but not to the post body.


3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.


Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.


4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source.


Posts which titles don’t match the source won’t be removed, but the autoMod will notify you, and if your title misrepresents the original article, the post will be deleted. If the site changed their headline, the bot might still contact you, just ignore it, we won’t delete your post.


5. Only recent news is allowed.


Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.


6. All posts must be news articles.


No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials or celebrity gossip is allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis.


7. No duplicate posts.


If a source you used was already posted by someone else, the autoMod will leave a message. Please remove your post if the autoMod is correct. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.


8. Misinformation is prohibited.


Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.


9. No link shorteners.


The auto mod will contact you if a link shortener is detected, please delete your post if they are right.


10. Don't copy entire article in your post body


For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS