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It's a rodent that my cat likes to hunt outside and bring home as trophies.
No, you're thinking of a mouse. A mall is when the top of something reaches a relatively high elevation. Like a giraffe or a multi story building.
No, you are thinking of tall. A mall is actually something tiny. For example, a raspberry is mall.
No, you're thinking of small. A mall is an imperial unit of measurement that is ≈ 1.612 kilometers
No, you're thinking of a mile. A mall is a small, often slightly raised blemish on the skin made dark by a high concentration of melanin.
No, that's a mole. A mall is actually something you do with a telephone if you're over 40.
No, you are thinking about a call. A mall is what separates toilets from each other so you don't have to watch the result of someone else's 2-day-no-poop-challenge.
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