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when wikipedia is too accurate for you (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I love the slider that asks how well you know the topic so it can assess how much technobabble it needs to feed you to satisfy your credulity.

https://mycyclopedia.co/

edit: wonder what the slur any% run for this one looks like

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

hmm

[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

oh my god I retried the search and now it has our logo

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago

Special Ability: Camouflage into hexagon patterns

This is actually fantastic lol

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

Height when standing on hind legs: two feet

We stan a short king!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago (1 children)

new site tag line

[–] [email protected] 31 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

In "behavior" it told me hexbears are solitary creatures, known for their calm and gentle nature

And in "defense mechanism" it says they can emit a hexagonal pattern of light to disorient potential threats

hexbear-shining

Beyond making up shit it also immediately contradicts itself: the main answer says it's a mythical creature, but on the side it also lists them as "not currently endangered".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 11 months ago

hexbears are too powerful to be endangered

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

Beyond making up shit it also immediately contradicts itself: the main answer says it's a mythical creature, but on the side it also lists them as "not currently endangered".

You can't be endangered if you live rent free in chuds and libs. rent-free

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Creatures that don’t exist aren’t technically endangered, and endangered status is a pretty common inclusion when asking for information about a species

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago

Eh. Mythical creatures aren't species. You don't list their endangered status. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicorn

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 months ago

If you can't overawe them with wisdom baffle them with bullshit

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

This is interesting. On the one hand, it figured out that "hex" stands for "hexa" as in 6, but it also seems to interpret "hex" as a word for magic, hence the "enchanted forest" stuff.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You have to look for the disambiguation page, of course:

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Hexbear (disambiguation)

The term "Hexbear" can refer to various things depending on the context. This disambiguation entry aims to provide an overview of the different meanings associated with the term.

Hexbear (Creature)

One possible meaning of "Hexbear" is a creature from fantasy literature and role-playing games. Hexbears are often depicted as large, bear-like creatures with magical or hex-related abilities. They are known for their formidable strength and connection to arcane energies. Hexbears are commonly encountered in fantasy-themed settings, such as tabletop role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons.

Example: In the popular fantasy novel series, "The Chronicles of Hexoria", the protagonist encounters a fearsome Hexbear in the enchanted forest.

Hexbear (Cryptocurrency)

Another meaning of "Hexbear" refers to a cryptocurrency called Hexbear (HB). Cryptocurrencies are digital or virtual currencies that use cryptography for security and operate independently of a central bank. Hexbear is a fictional cryptocurrency created for illustrative purposes.

Example: Hexbear (HB) is a newly launched cryptocurrency that aims to provide secure and anonymous transactions through its advanced blockchain technology.

Hexbear (Software Development Framework)

In the field of software development, "Hexbear" can also refer to a software development framework or library used for creating hexagonal architectures. Hexbear frameworks provide a structured approach to designing and > building applications by separating the core business logic from external dependencies.

Example: Developers can use the Hexbear framework to create modular and maintainable software applications by adhering to the principles of hexagonal architecture.

Hexbear (Online Community)

Hexbear may also refer to an online community or forum with a particular focus or theme. These communities often gather individuals with shared interests, such as gaming, technology, or art, and provide a platform for discussion, collaboration, and sharing of knowledge.

Example: The Hexbear community is a vibrant online forum where game developers come together to exchange ideas, share resources, and seek feedback on their projects.

Hexbear (Brand or Product)

Lastly, "Hexbear" can be used as a brand or product name in various industries. It could represent anything from a clothing line to a tech gadget. The specific meaning of "Hexbear" as a brand or product would depend on the context in which it is used.

Example: Hexbear is a popular fashion brand known for its unique designs and high-quality materials.

Please note that the examples provided above are fictional and are purely for illustrative purposes. The actual usage and context of the term "Hexbear" may vary in real-world situations.

It is important to carefully consider the context in which the term "Hexbear" is used to determine its precise meaning.

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