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Substance found in White House confirmed to be cocaine (www.cbsnews.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shitty Life Pro Tip: Rummage through the illegal item container at airports to score free drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Right after drinking the forbidden jungle juice at the beginning of the security line