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Rhodesia was the last attempt at a rebirth of philosophy. An aristocratic, militaristic, pastoral peoples installed themselves on the local farming population outside the confines of the global NWO (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No, no, no. You see, they were a nation of Chads. They were all six feet tall and had perfect hair and razor wits. Their smiles sparkled like the sun, and they could single-handedly plow a 10 acre field in under an hour. They were as stalwart as they were wise. They could all speak sixteen languages. They were God's Chosen People.

So, anyway, a force of locals overran their government within a matter of months. No one can explain exactly how it happened (:-| wtyp-gang ), but their entire empire vanished from the earth seemingly overnight. Some say they angered the gods with their hubris. Others think it was a (((fifth column))). It is even rumored that Rhodesia was laid low by an early incarnation of TikToks and the first generation of rap music.

All we know for certain is that their immaculate, almost magical people served as the high water market of white western civilization. And if we strive to be everything that they were, perhaps we can recapture that moment in the sun once again.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago

single-handedly plow a 10 acre field in under an hour.

Single handedly with a team of 50 slaves.