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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This, plus everyone is concerned with engagement. If I say a perfectly normal statement on Facebook or X or whatever, no one will care so no one will comment or interact with it. If I say that Jesus wants us to make America white again, even the people who disagree with me will only be boosting my message by commenting.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Jesus wants us to make America white again

I love this. It's so dumb in so many different ways, but I can easily see people unironically saying it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of

Of course the Bible was written in English. How else would Jesus, the greatest American ever, write it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

I mean, he would believe it if he was a Mormon, the most American Religion.