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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

12ft.io/https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/06/business/chipotle-attacker-sentenced-to-fast-food-job/index.html

Does this work ?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

Yes it did, thanks. I've seen people use 1ft.io also

edit: lol that lady is a bitch but I'd have told the judge to just sit me for the whole sentence. Eat shit dude, I'm not working fucking fast food. Of course, I don't treat anyone like shit no matter the occupation

[–] [email protected] 29 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Most of all, I feel bad for the fast food workers and patrons that have to deal with her during her two months.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Fuck, I hope she gets stuck on fry duty

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think judges give a shit as to what the sentenced person thinks. they’d probably give you four months if you did that lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

1ft.io

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