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Woman who threw bowl of food at Chipotle worker sentenced to work 2 months in fast food job (www.cnn.com)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I sentence you to be surewhynotlem for a week. A punishment worse than death.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I object. Isn't there a rule about no cruel and unusual punishments?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

but then they rock as you and turn everything around in ways you never could.