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The new ‘countryside sounds and smells law’ aims to give more protection to existing farms from newly arrived residents in the area.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For those who don't know: on the island of Maui- known for it's lush green central valley of sugar cane waving in the breeze- a bunch of real esnake developers began complaining about their fake paradise getting covered in ash from the nighttime controlled burns by the sugar cane company (about 160 years old)...see, they had built right in the path of the wind.

Long story short, they bribed the officials and won. Now Maui is a brown, unattractive desert with uncontrolled wildfires instead of controlled fires with irrigation sprinklers.

Maui is going to die.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is ludicrously incorrect. Everything is back to being green now, unless it was a desert zone to begin with.