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The best owl jokes... (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (2 children)

not nearly as bad as:

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Ducks.
Ducks who?
No, ducks quack – owl’s hoo.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lol you masochist! 😆

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I’ve developed a high tolerance… my nephew just started reading not-picture books, so I got him a science-themed joke book.

Guess who loves showing off his reading skills?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

If it's funny the first time, it's gotta be funny the tenth time!

I remember those times!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

It is kinda funny… when you teach them a poop joke and sick them on the parents who absolutely don’t get the humor…

(Orange you glad I’m looking for owl jokes?)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

I always look forward to when the kids get to the pool and pee joke stage. They just find anything with those words soooooo funny even if it makes no sense. I always feel like a star comedian when they're in that phase!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Hahahaha OHMYGOSH I've always said this as

Knock, knock Who's there? Cowsgo Cowsgo who? ... You can see where I'm going.

I'm glad to see others have a funnier takes!