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Plus your enemy knows what's coming (startrek.website)
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Alternate names for consideration: pissengan, urinitron, bakapeepee

EDIT: before you even tell me that I can't go around hucking piss balloons, remember that these people might literally poke me in my actual anus, as a prank. If someone does that shit, I'm definitely piss-ballooning them, at the earliest opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, like, I can throw a party balloon filled with 1.7 liters of urine at someone and it will be acceptable, as long as I remember to shout: DANGEROUSLY OVERFILLED PISS BALLOON as I toss it?

Rules of the roads, Bubbles!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I think that's just called Jarate and the only difference is the container. Personally I'd go for the jar, might cut them and then you're pissing in their wounds.