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[–] [email protected] 70 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just realizing this now? The church scandals broke wide open 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (4 children)

We were telling dirty jokes about priests and alter boys when I was a kid in the 80s. It was well known and rampant 20 years BEFORE 20 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Jeff Dunham even did a joke with Achmed the dead terrorist.

"I like to throw a penny between two Jews and watch them fight to the death. I also do the same with Catholic priests but instead I throw a small boy! The winner has to fight Michael Jackson!"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hate that Jeff Dunham idiot. Being straight up racist with a puppet is not comedy, no matter how much your racist uncle laughs at his "jokes"

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey I get that I was just using it as an example of priests always having been this way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Commas are so underused these days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I, get, that, I, was, just, using, that, as, an, example, of, a, lack, of, comma, usage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

William Shatner, is that you?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah as a kid in the 70s, it was a known trope. Benny Hill and Monty Python even alluded to it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Long before the '70s. The British arms manufacturing companies Vickers and Armstrong Whitworth merged in the late 1920s to become Vickers-Armstrongs Limited. Employees of the former Armstrong Whitworth were not happy about the merger and joked about being like choirboys - because they were being buggered by Vickers (i.e. "buggered by vicars").

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Somewhere in Rousseau's "Confessions" there's a bunch about him becoming disillusioned by the church as a child because of sexual abuse, and the head priest tells him "that's how it's always been". That was written in 1769!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

A new priest has to replace another priest who recently retired. As he's taking confession, the woman on the other side says she sinned because she performed a blowjob. The priest had no idea of the correct penance for this. Just then a young acolyte passes so he leans out of his chair and asks the boy: "how much do they give around here for a blowjob?" The boy promptly answers: "One snicker bar, sir."

Yeah, that's the kinda stuff going around in the 80s.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

It had another run in the news following her death last summer.

There's nothing wrong with people TIL today, because she was right then and still is.