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[–] [email protected] 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Government mandating that my Almond Milk now be called Almond Squeezins'

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

real monkey's paw moment when Fetterman accidentally unleashes the new product line of plant-based cums on the yankoid populace

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Looking forward to soy-cummies to be on the shelf.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I'll be disappointed if a plant milk company doesn't start selling the exact same packages, but with "milk" hastily crossed out and words like m*lk, product, water, squeezin', CUM, "m*lk replacement for people who don't want extra estrogen" until some of them go viral.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago