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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's weird how tarot cards can never actually predict anything useful isn't it? You know like it would be really convincing if they could tell me what next week's lottery numbers are.

One of my sister's friends is into this stuff and yet she still managed to get a speeding ticket, you'd have thought she'd seen that one coming.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Thats a fundamental misunderstanding what is claimed to be offered. I dont even believe in this, but you have to understand how dumb that sounds right? Tarot doesnt claim to give you a minute by minute breakdown of every day for the next week.