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You, a liberal: "Abolish the Police." Me, a radical: (hexbear.net)

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Cut to: Operating Room

Anesthesiologist: "The patient is under. You can begin."
Surgeon: "Good. Remind me, about how long until it wears off? If we hit a snag, I want to know whether I have time to keep going or if we need to sew them up and try again later."
Anesthesiologist: "Time is a bourgeois construct, you fucking reactionary."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

The virgin time slave vs the Chad hourglass user