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[–] [email protected] 77 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Op is counting 52 cards in a basement game, he's found his calling, until he encounters a shoe

[–] vexikron 39 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or worse.

For his sake, I hope he takes his winnings so far and walks.

Clowning on a bunch of underground gambling rings is a good way to end up on a lot of shitlists of a lot of less than scrupulous people.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

The good thing about underground gambling rings is that 2k is hardly an amount worth shitlisting about...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I assume you aren't talking of a literal shoe?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

A shoe is several decks shuffled together. Usually they'll go though less then half the shoe before shuffling and starting over, making your counting much less effective.