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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, I don't think that's the major demographic of aggressive meat eaters on the internet honestly.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Are there really people who make eating meat their “whole personality”? lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Idk, but you'd think so based on some comments vegans get online lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

“Whole” is a bit of a stretch, but I lived with a guy for a while whose whole personality seemed to be eating bacon (seriously. every day ate an entire pack of bacon - the expensive stuff too) and smoking weed.

As a guy that also likes bacon and weed, it became annoying as fuck.