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[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Reminder: Pam Cooking Spray is zero calorie, zero fat, and zero carb

Because there are 746 Servings in a single can of Pam. A serving size of 1/4 a second - which is small enough I'm not sure most people could do it. Just enough to round down from a tiny fraction to zero.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not a great example. Cooking spray is for making a pan or cover non-stick. You ingest very little of it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You've obviously not spent enough time around gym bros. I have on multiple occasions overheard conversations about using it as a butter substitute because, "...it has no calories. "

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Tell them it is just expensive canola oil and have them switch, knowing that canola has realistic serving sizes.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Tic-tacs say they are "sugar free" even though they're almost entirely made of sugar, they're just small enough that they fall under the report regulations.