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And my world has new lore... (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.

They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.

Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.

[–] [email protected] 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 11 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Folding chairs do seem a bit more of a gnomish contrivance.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Gnomes would make those folding fabric camping chairs with the cupholder in the arm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

And also electric folding lawnchairs

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Elves have fancy grass that won't sully your clothes, and vice-versa.