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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread (thehardtimes.net)

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Hummus is made from chickpeas which are, like beans, a legume. Therefore, Hummus with Pita falls under the "Beans on Toast" family of foods. (So do PBJs by the way)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Whatever the case here, we can safely conclude that all of the aforementioned are, in fact, salads

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have, actually, read it 2 or 3 times by now. It has truly changed my life. For example, my GP now does not lecture me on my diet choices, because I can, honestly, tell them that I, mostly, eat different salads. I can feel my cholesterol dropping.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

You put six commas in a single sentence. That's a lot of commas.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Peanut is a legume but it's most certainly not a kind of bean...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Beans are legumes.

It just depends on if all legumes are beans. I'd say no.