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[–] [email protected] 80 points 10 months ago (5 children)

I prefer to buy one or two things, start the project, realize I don't understand the project, watch a couple more YouTube videos. Go back to the hardware store. Buy some things I had no idea I needed. Return to the project. Fuck something up. Go back to the hardware store to fix or replace my mistake.

You don't need a cart when you spread it out into 3-4 trips.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Shh, only in the truck when you are all alone. You can't show weakness to the materials.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Spirit levels can smell fear.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Drywall mud is nothing compared to tile grout. That shit knows you're terrified the second you step in the store. It's laughing at you while you stare at the various bags on the shelf, knowing that you will inevitably mix the wrong amount of water and end up with a thin-set mess and uneven floors. A grout float? Hah, good luck aspiring DIYer, the only floating you'll be doing is in a bath of your own tears after you realize how much you hate tiling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

The trauma is real.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

True. I had to tap out at a half-tiled shower stall before I realized that I am hot garbage at cutting tile. Fortunately, the handyman we hired did a bang-up job, and was tipped substantially for the effort. But I never made it to applying grout myself.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago

Crying is implied

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is how I ended up with too many smoke detectors, one of which was haunted.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is there a nocontext community on Lemmy yet? This belongs there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

I think the extra smoke detector was just making noises because it felt left out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Always plan for an extra hardware store trip. Always.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I prefer to get halfway through a project, lose interest, and leave the materials in a desolate corner where I occasionally glance at them, think about how I could definitely finish said project for several weeks, while also finding something else to occupy my interest.