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Super eco friendly and anti-consumerism too.
probably the only way you can reduce your "cArBoN FoOtPriNt" in any meaningful way :P
I mean, there is that bit of French tech they invented at about the same time wealth got redistributed ...
do you mean the gravity assisted wealth redistributor?
single-bladed billionaire shortener?
pulley operated monarchy foreshortener?
The poor-man's football ball maker?
The basket dyer (only dark red atm)?
The "totally-just-for-chopping-onions-in-half,-nothing-sus machine"?
Ah yes, the oversized cigar cutter