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[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I'm lactose intolerant, and boobs are awesome

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Dunno, that seems quite tolerant of you. You sure you're not just faking it?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I bet he can't even name three of lactose's albums.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Makes sense, considering they’re not exactly a fan of lactose.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Indeed. Boobs in mouth, all day. Swallowing the byproduct, toilet in 20 min. It's a delicate balance.