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The Google Pay app is shutting down in the US (www.androidpolice.com)
submitted 9 months ago by catculation to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Introducing Google Pay-I.

Revolutionary AI learns from your habits and personality to make payments on your behalf! It will buy things you didn't even know you needed!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would probably try an AI version of the XKCD packages script

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

That's really clever, you finally got me to dislodge this turd. Thank you!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

That is an important part of the plot in the german book Qualityland. Really hilarious