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[–] [email protected] 201 points 9 months ago (20 children)

And just like that, all G Pay branding on every store window, door, or register is deprecated. I think they forgot how to make products.

There's a reason Apple sold 7 of the most-sold phones in America last year. They all have the latest OS available, have security patches for years to come, and use the same first-party apps. I beginning to think that Apple isn't necessarily doing anything specifically innovative, they just aren't constantly fucking with their customers (though they do still fuck OVER their customers regularly).

[–] [email protected] 122 points 9 months ago (1 children)

yeah. google just isn't a company you can rely on.

Even their search is going to shit (and with that google ads)

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Search used to be so useful 😑

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

At least YouTube is recommending videos by color now

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (10 children)

Apple doesn’t invent new products; they take good ideas that others did poorly and do them well.

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[–] [email protected] 155 points 9 months ago (9 children)

First, there was google wallet, then came android pay, then google wallet and android pay got merged into google pay, then google pay was split into google wallet and google pay, then google pay shut down in us.

To be continued...

[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Next: Google Android Wallet Pay

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Google Wallet with Gemini.

Gemini will suggest where you should spend your money next, based on AI analysing your spending patterns.

By the way Gemini is going to automatically pay the optimum amount of tip based on Google partnership.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

... And now it's dead too.

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Random as hell.

What is with google and all these apps that get killed or rebranded very abruptly?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So I’ve heard advancement at Google/Alphabet depends on launching new products, not improving existing ones. Which means a lot of continually reinventing the wheel, because crafting truly novel new platforms is actually quite hard.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Money, it is all about money.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

It’s about lack of coherent leadership.

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 9 months ago (21 children)

FFS I literally use this all the fuckin time

God fuckin damnit Google

What's next, are you going to kill Gmail‽

[–] [email protected] 85 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (4 children)

How long until they change 8.8.8.8 and break half the internet

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I'm just waiting for them to figure out how to inject ads into DNS.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can we just sunset google altogether

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago

NGL you had me for a moment

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Isn't google wallet basically the same thing?

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Introducing: Google Pay Meet

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Google-Wave your Google-Pay-Meet device over the Google-Reader and we’ll Google-Optimize your purchase so you can get back to Google-Hangouting with your friends faster than you can say “watch Google Play Movies & TV on Android Auto for phone screens”

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Introducing Google Pay-I.

Revolutionary AI learns from your habits and personality to make payments on your behalf! It will buy things you didn't even know you needed!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I would probably try an AI version of the XKCD packages script

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's a little clickbaitey they're just moving the rest of pay into wallet.

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[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Next week, they'll announce "Google Money"

[–] [email protected] 37 points 9 months ago (5 children)

“YouTube Money”. Get it right.

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Does this company have some kind of multiple personality disorder

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone, and another one gone

Another one bites the dust

Hey, I'm gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Every company renaming their products: mv -i oldname newname
Google renaming their products: cp oldname newname ; sleep 5 ; rm -f oldname

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

With Google it's usually just rm name

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait, Google Pay still exists? Wasn't it rebranded to Wallet?

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (5 children)

In true Google fashion, they remade the same product, gave it a new name, and made it compete with the existing one.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago

a manager needed their promotion

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Just FYI, it was wallet originally, moved to "pay" then both existed for way too long with not really knowing which did what

Now we're back to wallet.

🤦‍♂️

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

The fun part is you still can't transfer out less than $1. I had 81¢. So I tried to transfer in 19¢ so I could transfer a whole $1 out.

Nope, can't transfer in less than $10.

I was able to transfer in $10 so I can get my $10.81 out. But fuck, Google, if you're the one shutting shit down, how about you let me transfer my money out regardless of how much/little there is?

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago

Instead of Alphabet, they should’ve called the company Undertakers, because they’ve got a lot of experience dealing with dead apps and services.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Kind of glad I never bothered to figure it out

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago

Just Google things. (tm)

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Didn't they already force everyone onto wallet?

At least I had to already stop using Pay like 6 months ago

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

From the article:

Google Wallet, a pioneer in the NFC payments space...eventually got combined with Android Pay and rebranded to Google Pay, only to become Google Wallet again for most users, even though Google Pay stuck around in the US, India, and Singapore.

EDIT: And I assume you don't live in the US, India, or Singapore.

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