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[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Five felony counts? Jesus christ, that boy's going to prison. I mean, the parents kind of explain it, but christ can't you learn to cash in on your mom's political idiocy instead of stealing cars? (Not that she's going to get re-elected. She's sunk. She's going to lose this primary and it wouldn't surprise me if her son's charges are part of small town cops suddenly deciding to not turn a blind eye at JUST the right time.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Rookie numbers... for the cops. He definetly committed way for than 5 crimes in recent years. Crime is a lifestyle

Edit: commit to committed

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

One more edit and you're there!

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