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[–] [email protected] 44 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Society would be so much better off if humans had evolved this.

[–] [email protected] 100 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You mean the ability to understand and respect the word "No"?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That and being direct with someone when asking to be in a relationship.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The bird in the comic literally has to go through a complicated display, song and dance to state their intentions.

Hardly direct.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Have you seen human rating rituals?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Here I'm, rating stuff without any rituals... I probably look like dumbass.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I meant to say dating rituals but I find the original comment funny so I'm leaving it up.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

I figured, I was just joking around ;)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Wait, that's what it means?! You think I can still call her back?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"I am up Ophelia. In particular, part of me is as 'up' as the sturdy oak tree in front of the plantation that bears your family's name"

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

I mean we still can. It is just a cultural thing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

I mean, would it, though? having so much of the body involved in this way? Do you understand that, for birds, basically anything under the head can be misconstrued as intimate contact?
(This is the most awkward part of bird husbandry 101, especially when trying to teach children on how to properly handle them)

It'd be the bird equivalent of the Omegaverse!

Which sounds to me, a nonsexual asexual, like a nightmare. But is probably actually a viable xenofiction romance subgenre for someone willing to get a little weird. Well, from what I understand, most romance novels are a little weird?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Life would be so much simpler.