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What are your weird food rules? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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For example:

When you open a fresh jar of peanut butter do you only work through one side until it is completely empty then start on the other side?
Or when you get those shallow tubs of hummus does it have to make it back home undisturbed? Then one of the baggers at the grocery store shoves it sideways into the bag completely ruining the symmetry.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sandwiches are eaten like a typewriter. It drives my partner bonkers, she says I'm nuts....jokes on her, she's still hanging around 😂

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sandwiches are eaten like a typewriter.

I'm so confused. You pivot your elbows and smash the sandwich into your face like the letters hitting the page? You take lots of fast, noisy bites like the sound of typing? You nibble the top piece of bread from left to right, then the filling from left to right, then the bottom, going 'ding!' in between?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Exactly!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

I mean...yeah? I also take my hand and swipe across my face, flinging the sandwich across the table and into the lap of whoever is sitting to my left but that is a "their problem" and not a "me problem". To move the carriage to the next line.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's not a rule but sometimes I eat sandwiches around the perimeter first, to eat the crust first and then I eat the center.