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"Sophie Ellis-Bextor performs Murder On The Dancefloor at the Bataclan concert hall in Paris where terrorists killed 90 people" (lemmy.world)

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source https://uk.yahoo.com/news/sophie-ellis-bextor-performs-murder-104300892.html

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better burn the goddamn house right down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

She should’ve sung “I Need More Allowance” or even “ Banging on a Trash Can”.