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Recursion (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

That's way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I'll just grow em myself at that point.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They're just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

So that's why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.